SHAKIRA KA DOUBLE-DHAMAKA FOR HINDI FILMS....!!!
Now we will get to see SHAKIRA, the famed Hollywood item-actress who stole the limelight with her dance number on, "WAKKA- WAKKA" the Afro-beat song-opener to the Olympic games !!
It is rumored that Karan Arora, the celebrity Film producer has roped in none other than the bewitching wildest dreams danceuse actress,who else but "SHAKIRA". It puts most of our Indian celeb starlets into backside view. Gully-gossiper Raa-MU (coined after Raa-One) said," See, we can expect some wild African dance number in the film too. But, with Shakira in it anything can be expected.I hope the promo of the film does not disappoint us. After all many foreign movie-buffs have seen Avatar which was lauched latest as a 3D-Movie."
Jhagdu, the local goon observed,"Arre , yeh to uski Life baan gayi yaar. Hamare filmi industry mein toh OUCH-COUCH ki casting chalti hi rehti hai. Shayad, Shakira ne Kayi raaton se theek se soyi nahi hogi naa......Abe chotu ek Shakira Chai-cutting laa."
Chulbuli, the maid said,"Kyaa Memsaab, kaisa jamaana aagya hai. Apun toh bolti hai ki isme PEEPLI LIVE, jaise kuch gaon ki kaam-wali bai ka role agar SHAKIRA kar sakegi to toh phir SHAKIRA Ka BIG DOUBLE DHAMAKA HO JAAYEGA FOR HINDI FILMS, and Indian Film Industry.....kya memsaab, theek boli naa mein ??"
Lattoo, the local College Romeo,commented,"Kya Baap,....Wakka-wakka toh apun ke Bheje mein ghuselach hai. Par ab agar, kuch original latke-jhatke waala item-number aayega tohich sahi hoga yaar. Shakira ki Body toh dekhne ke liye mein abhi se SOLAH SOMVAR ka UPVAAAS rakh raha hoon naa,...issi liye aapko main jyaada LINE nahi BOL SAKTA ABHI !!!"
Guddi, a ten year girl said(While playing with her doll) " Arre, yeh log toh KRISSH ka gudda bana sakte hain, GHAJINI kaa AB-SUIT bhi; toh phir SHAKIRA ki Doll agar mujhe khelne mil gayi toh phir apni friends mein meri aur status badh jayegi naa,...aapko kya dikhta hai !"
...Due to space constraints we may extend this Episode in a SEQUEL, subject to favorable comments by readers on it. Happy commenting.
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