SHAKIRA the new KALI warrior GODDESS

SHAKIRA to act as KALI,the Warrior goddess in Hindi Film

SHAKIRA KA DOUBLE-DHAMAKA FOR HINDI FILMS....!!!
Now we will get to see SHAKIRA, the famed Hollywood item-actress who stole the limelight with her dance number on, "WAKKA- WAKKA" the Afro-beat song-opener to the Olympic games !!


It is rumored that Karan Arora, the celebrity Film producer has roped in none other than the bewitching wildest dreams danceuse actress,who else but "SHAKIRA". It puts most of our Indian celeb starlets into backside view. Gully-gossiper Raa-MU (coined after Raa-One) said," See, we can expect some wild African dance number in the film too. But, with Shakira in it anything can be expected.I hope the promo of the film does not disappoint us. After all many foreign movie-buffs have seen Avatar which was lauched latest as a 3D-Movie."


Jhagdu, the local goon observed,"Arre , yeh to uski Life baan gayi yaar. Hamare filmi industry mein toh OUCH-COUCH ki casting chalti hi rehti hai. Shayad, Shakira ne Kayi raaton se theek se soyi nahi hogi naa......Abe chotu ek Shakira Chai-cutting laa."


Chulbuli, the maid said,"Kyaa Memsaab, kaisa jamaana aagya hai. Apun toh bolti hai ki isme PEEPLI LIVE, jaise  kuch gaon ki kaam-wali bai ka role agar SHAKIRA kar sakegi to toh phir SHAKIRA Ka BIG DOUBLE DHAMAKA HO JAAYEGA FOR HINDI FILMS, and Indian Film Industry.....kya memsaab, theek boli naa mein ??"


Lattoo, the local College Romeo,commented,"Kya Baap,....Wakka-wakka toh apun ke Bheje mein ghuselach hai. Par ab agar, kuch original latke-jhatke waala item-number aayega tohich sahi hoga yaar. Shakira ki Body toh dekhne ke liye mein abhi se SOLAH SOMVAR ka UPVAAAS rakh raha hoon naa,...issi liye aapko main jyaada LINE nahi BOL SAKTA ABHI !!!"


Guddi, a ten year girl said(While playing with her doll) " Arre, yeh log toh KRISSH ka gudda bana sakte hain, GHAJINI kaa AB-SUIT bhi; toh phir SHAKIRA ki Doll agar mujhe khelne mil gayi toh phir apni friends mein meri aur status badh jayegi naa,...aapko kya dikhta hai !"


...Due to space  constraints we may extend this Episode in a SEQUEL, subject to favorable comments by readers on it. Happy commenting.

See it,"This is NEWS made-up."

A Quick Brown fox jumped on the boat to cross the overFLOWING Yamuna river. Sources said that ,"Its most fortunate for the river to have a Quick brown fox cross-over it." Onlookers clapped as the Quick Brown fox made that effort upto mid-stream. Then a calamity struck in the form of a rushing stream water. The brown boat that the Quick Brown fox was in could not bear the onslaught of the rushing waters and resulted in the boat overturning.

       Now the Quick Brown Fox, was in deepest of the waters. It had no single place for hiding. The water was closing in upto its waist and fast jostling for reaching its neck too. The Quick Brown Fox was not an avid swimmer, as it had never cared to learn swimming whilst at School or College, or even University.  Yet now there was adversity right before the eyes of everyone to see. The poor Quick Brown Fox could not think of anything nor pull an ace up its sleeve to save the situation. It had never learnt anything in its whole life to swim against the tide. Now ,blashpemy prevailed; and none on the river banks could save it. 

         Suddenly out of nowhere, a floating leaf was sent in by the caring white DOVEY, which had a Big black ant on it standing with a rope rightfully to rope-in the  Quick Brown Fox. 

         As nature would have it, the Quick Brown Fox , as it was known person to sneer everyone did not give in to this ruse of being saved. it was much a chagrin for its prestige to be saved by an Ant sent by the DOVEY. Now, this wasn't any Lovey-Dovey situation that DOvey could have seemingly handled out single-handedly. So to say, the Chief Minister came in his own helicopter, chartered by the State Government to rightfully assess on this grave agape situation. He said,standing precariously on the riverbank, "Whatever was to happen, did happen and was an ACT of GOD; now we are sending in the whole Paratroopers regiment that saved Mumbai from the terror attack of  09/11...or whatever !! They are on their way any moment and will definitely save the Quick Brownie Foxy. I also announce, Rs.1 Lack..as pension for the next of the Quick Brown Fox family, if we are unable to save him." All the News Channels were covering this event LIVE, and Hailed his majesty, the chief minister's prompt announcement of the RELIEF to a fox that was drowning.

              Lastly, a chamatkar happened; as the Quick Brown Fox desperately started to catch the rope sent from the helicopter and dangled precariously above the water. The Paramilitary Troopers of  the 7th Queen's Regiment quickly muscled in to heave-ho the Quick Brown Fox up to the Helicopter. Thus , the Fox was ultimately saved. The Chief Minister now announced,"Oh, it was the dreaded opposition who did all this."

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A Time for a great dream

Once upon a time, as the time went by, there was a great prince in a great wonderland "ETHOS". His name was Prince "Gunakaar." His Kingdom was aptly named,"GUNAGADH",and the only thing that this young prince, aged now 45 years liked was to dream about new ways to see things differently. For example,


If there was, a pain in the stomach; he would see it as "A way to produce more creativity. He termed it as a PAINFUL CREATIVE PANG...", rather than the age-old thinking that he must have eaten a lot that made his belly go bonkers and painful.


He had a young creative VAZIR, named "Gunaseva"; who ably aided and helped his master "Gunakaar" whenever the master got stuck with any problem. One fine day it so happened , that as the young prince had gone to the darbar, a fakir came with a problem.
The Fakir's name was,"AADI" and he knew that the young prince would never turn him down. The sage started to narrate his problem,


"Dear prince, the more i start to think, the more my fears multiply for something. I start to get fearful and then stop thinking. I also have become so weak thinking about it that constantly my mind gets pre-occupied and i have no time to worship God Shiva."


Do kindly solve my problem as my life is turning painful and unbearable day by day.


Gunakaar turned to Gunaseva and said,"My dear fella, help this sage now."


Gunaseva said," O Wise one, do two things everyday. One do not think of the problem that is pestering you in the most traditional way, but involve many more ways to reach it. Secondly, do not think alone, and share it with as many minds as possible; this way your problem will become lighter and the burden bearable. Try it and you will find more peace of mind."


Sage AADI, said" Thank you, god bless you two." and saying this went on his way.


MORAL : "ANY PROBLEM IS NEVER A PROBLEM TILL IT IS SOLVED BY LETTING MORE PEOPLE WORK ON ITS SOLUTION."