See it,"This is NEWS made-up."

A Quick Brown fox jumped on the boat to cross the overFLOWING Yamuna river. Sources said that ,"Its most fortunate for the river to have a Quick brown fox cross-over it." Onlookers clapped as the Quick Brown fox made that effort upto mid-stream. Then a calamity struck in the form of a rushing stream water. The brown boat that the Quick Brown fox was in could not bear the onslaught of the rushing waters and resulted in the boat overturning.

       Now the Quick Brown Fox, was in deepest of the waters. It had no single place for hiding. The water was closing in upto its waist and fast jostling for reaching its neck too. The Quick Brown Fox was not an avid swimmer, as it had never cared to learn swimming whilst at School or College, or even University.  Yet now there was adversity right before the eyes of everyone to see. The poor Quick Brown Fox could not think of anything nor pull an ace up its sleeve to save the situation. It had never learnt anything in its whole life to swim against the tide. Now ,blashpemy prevailed; and none on the river banks could save it. 

         Suddenly out of nowhere, a floating leaf was sent in by the caring white DOVEY, which had a Big black ant on it standing with a rope rightfully to rope-in the  Quick Brown Fox. 

         As nature would have it, the Quick Brown Fox , as it was known person to sneer everyone did not give in to this ruse of being saved. it was much a chagrin for its prestige to be saved by an Ant sent by the DOVEY. Now, this wasn't any Lovey-Dovey situation that DOvey could have seemingly handled out single-handedly. So to say, the Chief Minister came in his own helicopter, chartered by the State Government to rightfully assess on this grave agape situation. He said,standing precariously on the riverbank, "Whatever was to happen, did happen and was an ACT of GOD; now we are sending in the whole Paratroopers regiment that saved Mumbai from the terror attack of  09/11...or whatever !! They are on their way any moment and will definitely save the Quick Brownie Foxy. I also announce, Rs.1 Lack..as pension for the next of the Quick Brown Fox family, if we are unable to save him." All the News Channels were covering this event LIVE, and Hailed his majesty, the chief minister's prompt announcement of the RELIEF to a fox that was drowning.

              Lastly, a chamatkar happened; as the Quick Brown Fox desperately started to catch the rope sent from the helicopter and dangled precariously above the water. The Paramilitary Troopers of  the 7th Queen's Regiment quickly muscled in to heave-ho the Quick Brown Fox up to the Helicopter. Thus , the Fox was ultimately saved. The Chief Minister now announced,"Oh, it was the dreaded opposition who did all this."